I’m thinking of compiling a list of all the people who have wronged me by: not greeting me in a friendly manner in stores; not sending me thank-you notes for gifts I’ve given them; not saying I’m sorry after I tell them that my father’s dead; boring me with long-winded descriptions of their vacations; standing in front of me at concerts even though they’re taller, although truthfully I’ve found most men are pretty considerate about that; and so forth. I could publish the list, but that might have negative repercussions in my personal life. I could publish it under a silly fake name. Here’s another one.